The Crazy Year In Review!

>>> EDITOR'S NOTE:
I do apologize for the lack of updates this year. It was due to a family emergency situation that I had to attend to.

Please have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. See you in 2017!!!

December 13, 2015
- At about 2:27pm, Fresno Police and Fresno Fire were called out to the canal at McKinley and Millbrook for a report of a man dancing around a vehicle who then jumped into the canal during a rainstorm. Upon the arrival of the emergency units, they could not find anyone.

January 15, 2016
- At about 11:25pm, Fresno Police were called out to the 900 block of East Garrett for a "check the welfare" of a female subject hearing voices coming from her matress.

January 16, 2016
- At about 4:30pm, Fresno Police were called to David's Bridal near Fashion Fail (Shaw and Fresno) for two women fist-fighing each other.

January 18, 2016
- At about 11:22am, Fresno Police were alerted to a woman taking off her clothes at Ventura & L Street in Downtown.

January 22, 2016
- At about 1:41pm, Fresno Police were alerted to a report of a woman in an armadillo costume on the railroad tracks in the Southwest part of town.

January 23, 2016
- At about 2:57pm, a Fresno Police officer asked their dispatch to contact the C.H.P. to alert them to a subject on the side of a freeway on-ramp at Ashlan and Highway 99, sitting in a lawn chair.

March 17, 2016
- At about 6:22pm, a FAX bus driver called ito her dispatch in regards to a female at the bus stop in front of the old University Medical Center (Kings Canyon and Cedar) who is trying to fight everyone in the area, and is even doing indescent exposure in front of children.

March 18, 2016
- At about 3:30am, Fresno Police received a report of a femal undressing in the area of Cedar and Fir at a apartment complex near People's Church.

- At about 4:00am, Fresno Police responded to the area of Fresno and Shaw for a report of a male swinging a 2x4, and yelling...at nothing.

April 4, 2016
- At about 8:00am, Fresno Police responded to the Tower District in the area of Olive and Wishon for a male on a bicycle hitting trees and bushes with a machete.

April 14, 2016
- At about 8:58pm, a FAX driver alerted his dispatch to call the police in regards to an elderly male walking on eastbound Olive from Weber in the south side of the street wearing no pants.

April 23, 2016
- At about 3:26pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to a "check the welfare" call...a homeless person under a blanket, sleeping on a couch in the middle of the street at Warner and Effie.

- At about 7:10pm, the Fresno Fire Department responded to Coast Electronics at Bullard and Marks for smoke coming from their sign on the outside of the building. An electrical fire at a electronics repair shop.

April 24, 2016
- At about 1:34am, the Fresno Police were called to the 1800 block of West Norwich for a report of two unknown vehicles parked in front of the reporting party's house, and loitering by the R.P.'s cars and garage.

- At about 9:08pm, the police were then called out to Whitie's Pets (Blackstone and San Jose) for a shirtless male inside the store. Apparently, he had been in there since the store closed...at 6:00pm.

July 4, 2016
- At 8:25pm, the police responded to a report of a man lighting fireworks at Palm and Shaw, and throwing them at passing cars.

July 6, 2016
- At about 8:32pm, Clovis Police were called out for a man who thought that there was someone outside his home, messing with his brainwaves.

July 14, 2016
- At about 6:50pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to Angus and McKenzie for a report of a BMA (Black Male Adult) with a machete.

July 18, 2016
- At about 1:56pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of First and Shaw to check the welfale of a male on the center median waving a chicken around. Unknown if the chicken was dead or alive.

July 25, 2016
- At about 5:40pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to a McDonald's for a unrestrained child in a car in the drive-thru. Apparently the child was laying down with the eyes wide open, and a swollen face, not moving. The employee thought that the child was dead.

October 6, 2016
- At 10:55pm, Fresno Police and the CHP were called to the area Highway 99 near Fresno Street for a report of a clown in the bushes.

November 19, 2016
- At about 11:36am, Clovis Police arrived in the area of Shaw and Peach and saw a woman walking around without shoes...and pants.

November 25, 2016
- At about 12:04am, Fresno Police were alerted to suspicious activity at a car wash. Teenagers were washing a car, and the car turned white (car was a different color, and the paint was washing off).

- At about 1:00am, the Police were alerted to a male with a large facial tattoo at West and Shaw pushing a television on a cart. When he saw the reporting person, he leg-bailed, andf left the television and cart in the middle of the intersection. The reporting person moved the television and cart out of the street, and secured the items for the police.

December 4, 2016
- At about 8:20am, Fresno Police and FAX Police were on E Street between El Dorado and Fresno for a drunk male on the bus bench too inebriated to stand up.

December 5, 2016
- At about 10:25pm, Fresno Police arrived in the area of Olive and Broadway in front of Bobby Salazar's who had climbed up the street light. The police later called the Fire Department and an ambulance.