DISCLAIMER

The following stories are true, and come from a hand-held police scanner, with some stories are from media news outlets (TV\Radio\Newspaper), and personal experiences.

Any names used are actual names, and are published after media outlets have released them already. Names are ommitted whenever possible.



Thursday, November 7, 2013

Early Fall Craziness!!!

> "Fresno...falling back into insanity!"

SEPTEMBER 25, 2013
- From ABC30 (KFSN)...Authorities are investigating a fatal hit-and-run crash near Fruit and McKinley avenues in Central Fresno. At about 5:30pm, a man driving at a high rate of speed hit a pedestrian trying to cross the street. The adult male victim was thrown into a nearby backyard and pronounced deceased when fire department arrived. After hitting two power poles, the car finally came to a stop. The driver of the car fled the scene with a 4-year-old child in his arms. A 9-year-old was left behind and pinned in the vehicle. It took about 30 minutes for the fire department to get the child out of the car and rushed to Community Regional Medical Center.

OCTOBER 3, 2013
- At about 4:41pm, Clovis Police were alerted to the area of Shaw & Fowler where a woman in a pick-up truck was laughing and talking to herself, driving erratically (and ran a red light).

OCTOBER 9, 2013
- At about 10:38am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Alhambra II Mobilehome Park at Fresno & El Paso for a report of a male ranting and raving in the complex. The male was arrested five days prior for smoking bath salts.

OCTOBER 13, 2013
- At about 1:35pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to Fashion Fair Mall at Shaw & Fresno for a report of a male outside the food court yelling "Bulldogs," and acting erratically.

OCTOBER 16, 2013
- At about 5:27pm, Clovis Police were dispatched to Shaw & Villa for a report of a man talking to himself andhitting himself in the head.

OCTOBER 17, 2013
- At about 8:28pm, Fresno Police were dispatched (area unknown) for a report of a female tresspasser who wouldn't leave the premises, and she was telling people that she was "Mary, Mother of Christ."

OCTOBER 20, 2013
- At about 3:42pm, Fresno Police and Fresno County Sheriffs were dispatched to the area of Mayfair & Sixth for a report of a female beating a male with a metal bar.

OCTOBER 21, 2013
- At about 10:37am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Diana & Los Altos for a report of a female chasing a male with a large knife.

- At about 1:35pm, Clovis Police were dispatched to the Me & Ed's Pizza Parlor at Bullard & Minnewawa for a report of a woman walking around topless.

- At about 1:52pm, Clovis Police were dispatched to the Wal-Mart at Shaw & Peach for a report of a male with a jacket over his head in the parking lot, yelling and cursing.

OCTOBER 25, 2013
- At about 12:37am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Jack's Car Wash at Cedar & Shepard for a report of a male possibly homeless, taking off his pants.

OCTOBER 27, 2013
- At about 3:15pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Glenn & Yale for a report of a woman walking around with a knife, threatening to stab people.

NOVEMBER 2, 2013 (Fresno State Vs. Nevada football game)
- At about 6:30pm, Fresno State Campus Police were dispatched to the Bulldog Stadium Ticket Office just before game time for a report of 4-5 "Hari Krishnas" in front of the building passing out literature and singing or chanting.

- At about 8:23pm, a Fresno State Campus Police officer radioed another officer for back-up. The officer was dealing with a drunk fan, who was heard over the radio saying "I need you, man!"

* Many drunk and disorderly fans ejected from the game and\or arrested...some were heavily intoxicated.

* One fan arrested for theft of a cheerleader's pom-poms, and even attempted assault on the cheerleader.

* Two fans arrested for having whiskey, and pouring it into cups. Hard liquor is not allowed in the stadium.

* Non-students were ejected for having alcohol in the student section.

* Medics called to a suite at about 7:00pm for a report of a fan who was passed out due to heavy intoxication. According to reports, the fan was drinking since 3:00pm (four hours).

* Numerous ejections of fans of fighting, alcohol, etc.

* Two fans ejected for throwing liquor onto other fans.

NOVEMBER 3, 2013
- At about 8:17pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to Shaw & Highway 99 for a report of a man on the overpass naked, with the exception of a green beanie.

NOVEMBER 5, 2013
- At about 6:30am, Fresno County Sheriff's deputies were dispatched to the Johnny Quik at Shaw & Academy for a report of a man with a hatchet on a rampage, vandalizing the strip mall. When the deputies arrived, they found the man and his hatchet causing damage in the Johnny Quik, and beginning to set it on fire. The deputies tried to taze him...but the man tried to take the taser away from the deputy. The man was soon arrested and jailed, and the Johnny Quik will be closed until further notice for repairs. The other businesses suffered holes in their plate-glass windows, which can be repaired.
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NOTE: Due to my personal laptop "dying," I won't be able to post timely updates...but promise to post when I can.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

End-Of-Summer Shenanigans!

It may be cooling down, but the craziness is still red hot!

AUGUST 7, 2013
- At about 3:27pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Dollar Tree near Shaw & Blythe for a report of an aggressive window washer. The suspect was trying to make some extra money by offering his window washing services to customers in the parking lot, but when told “no” by some customers, he yelled and cursed at them.

AUGUST 17, 2013
- At about 5:32am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Edwards Cinemas at River Park for a report of a man locked in the restroom.

AUGUST 31, 2013
- At about 6:45pm, Fresno Fire was dispatched to an apartment on the 5200 block of north Fresno. Upon arrival, the apartment tenant refused to allow entry to the firefighters, so they called Fresno Police.

- At about 11:48pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the 7-Eleven at Ashlan & Parkway\Highway 99 for a report of a woman who shot her husband. Police were at this location early this morning for a report of a subject with a gun in their waistband. A couple weeks ago, a bad accident occurred in front of the store.

SEPTEMBER 4, 2013
-At about 9:30pm, there were reports of a naked man walking around Shaw & Freeway 41 area.

SEPTEMBER 5, 2013
- At about 4:05am, Fresno Fire and EMS were called to an address at Cleo & Tenaya for a medical aid, and the firefighters from Station #14 called Fresno Police for shots fired at them. The firefighters and medics had to retreat, and treat one of the firefighters for a grazing wound to his left leg. Apparently, the story is that the family’s home phone had malfunctioned (forcing them to use a cell-phone). The EMS crew had called FFD for a “forced-entry.” When FFD broke a window, the male adult homeowner had grabbed a gun to shoot at who he thought was a burglar, which was actually a firefighter. The home’s occupants include the male adult, a female adult, and a male juvenile.

SEPTEMBER 8, 2013
- At about 4:50pm, Fresno Police received word that a man in a burgundy pick-up truck was firing shots from a silver handgun at the side of Freeway 41 at Ashlan.

SEPTEMBER 9, 2013
- FRESNO, Calif. (KFSN) --- Fresno man arrested in bizarre arson incident - Oscar Tobar, 20, was arrested after he was accused of setting a travel trailer on fire in Southeast Fresno. Authorities were called to the area of Walling and Church around 1:30 a.m. Monday morning after getting reports of a fire. When they arrived, they found Tobar running and screaming. The suspect told authorities he set the fire because he had done meth and thought demons were attacking him. No injuries were reported. Tobar is in jail on arson charges.

SEPTEMBER 12, 2013
- At about 5:06am, Fresno Police were dispatched to Blackstone & Ashlan for a report of a female dressed in black with cuts to her arms walking in the middle of the road.

- At about 5:55am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Big Lots at Shaw & Feland for a report of a female inside the business threatening to stab employees.

- At about 8:35pm, an unknown male was chased onto a FAX bus by three male individuals armed with metal pipes on Fresno between Cambridge & Weldon. The driver called his dispatcher, who in turn called transit police when the three individuals broke out a window on the bus.

SEPTEMBER 13, 2013
- At about 8:45am, a FAX driver was notified by a female rider who sat in the back of the bus at Cedar & Church with her son of a male fondling himself. The driver called his dispatcher who in turn called Fresno Police. Fearing that the fondler may get off the bus, he pretended that the bus was having mechanical problems. Minutes later, the police arrived, and took the male into custody.

SEPTEMBER 20, 2013
- At about 1:15am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Cedar & Nees for a report of a man arguing with himself\imaginary person(s).

SEPTEMBER 23, 2013
- At about 10:55pm, Fresno Police were dispatched (to an unknown area) for a report of a man with a colostomy bag throwing a traffic cone around.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Locals

ATHLETES:
Abas, Stephen
Freestyle Wrestling. Fresno State, 3x NCAA Champion.

Alcorn, Kyle
Athletics (Track & Field). 2012 Olympian, Steeplechase.

Alexander, Courtney
Basketball. Fresno State, NBA player.

Alston, Rafer “Skip To My Lou”
Basketball. NYC Streetball legend, Fresno State, NBA player...last whereabouts is unknown.

Arnold, Jahine
Football. Fresno State, NFL player (former).

Asadoor, Randy
Baseball. MLB player (former).

Baker, Stephen (“The Touchdown Maker")
Football. Fresno State, NFL player (former).

Bennett, Bob
Baseball. NCAA Coach (Fresno State).

Berg, Laura
Softball. Fresno State, Team USA 3x Olympic Gold Medalist

Berrian, Bernard
Football. Fresno State, NFL player...last known to be with the Minnesota Vikings.

Bijev, Villyan
Soccer. FC Liverpool

Bowen, Bruce
Basketball. Edison High, NBA player (former).

Brown, Reggie
Football. NFL player (former).

Carr, David
Football. Fresno State, NFL player...currently with the New York Giants.

Chance, Frank
Baseball. Fresno High, MLB player (player) [part of the famous Tinkers-to-Evers-to-Chance double play combination, Hall of Famer].

Chappell, Kevin
Golf. Buchanan High, 2008 NCAA individual and team golf champion (UCLA),Jack Nicklaus Award winner, 2010 Fresh Express Classic at TPC Stonebrae Winner (Nationwide Tour).

Chiaramonte, Guiseppe
Baseball. FSU baseball and MLB player (former).

Christensen, McKay
Baseball. Clovis West High, MLB player (former)

Clutts, Tyler
Football. Fresno State, NFL player...currently with the Chicago Bears.

Cook, Ryan
Baseball. Clovis High, MLB player...currently with the Oakland Athletics.

Corbett, Young III
Boxer. Welterweight and Middleweight Champion.

Cox, Ron
Football. Fresno State, NFL player (former). NCAA Sacks leader.

Crafton, Matt
Driver. NASCAR Trucks Series.

Craver, Aaron
Football. Fresno State, NFL player (former).

Culver, Tyrone
Football. Fresno State, NFL player...currently with the Green Bay Packers.

Dilfer, Trent
Football. Fresno State, NFL player (former), ESPN NFL Analyst.

Donald, Jason
Baseball. Buchanan High, Team USA (2008), MLB player...currently with the Cincinnati Reds.

Ellard, Henry
Football. Fresno State, NFL player (former).

Ellsworth, Dick
Baseball. MLB player (former)

Ellsworth, Steve
Baseball. MLB Player (former)

Ely, Melvin
Basketball. Fresno State...2x WAC Player of the Year, NBA player...currently a free agent.

Estrada, Johnny
Baseball. Roosevelt High, MLB player.

Felix, Noel
Basketball. Fresno State, NBA player...currently in the NBA D-League’s Anaheim Arsenal.

Finch, Andy
Snowboard. Winter Olympian (2006).

Fister, Doug
Baseball. Fresno State, MLB player...currently with the Detroit Tigers.

Follett, Zack
Football. Clovis High, NFL player...currently a free agent.

Fox, Vernon
Football. Fresno State, NFL player...currently with the Denver Broncos.

Franklin, Jethro
Football. Former Fresno State assistant coach, now an assistant coach with the Houston Texans.

Fuller, Hiram
Basketball. Fresno State, NBA player.

Gardner, Mark
Baseball. Clovis High, MLB player (former), currently a bullpen coach for the San Francisco Giants.

Garrido, Augie
Baseball. Fresno State, currently the head coach for the University of Texas.

Garza, Matt
Baseball. Washington Union High, MLB player...currently with the Texas Rangers.

Gass, A.J.
Football. Fresno State, CFL player (former).

George, Paul
Basketball. Fresno State, NBA player...currently with the Indiana Pacers.

Giordano, Matt
Football. Fresno City College, NFL player...currently with the Oakland Raiders.

Gladden, Dan
Baseball. MLB player (former).

Glasson, Bill
Golf. PGA Tour.

Goodwin, Tom
Baseball. Central High, Fresno State, MLB player (former).

Grant, Boyd
Basketball. Fresno State---Head Coach (former). Led CSUF to 1983 NIT Championship. Selland Arena became known as “Grant’s Tomb."

Hall, Cory
Football. Fresno State, NFL player (former). Currently a head coach for Clovis North High.

Halton, Sean
Baseball. Fresno High, Fresno City College, MLB player...currently with the Milwaukee Brewers.

Hernandez, Chris
Basketball. Currently plays at Stanford University.

Herren, Chris
Basketball. Fresno State, NBA player (former).

Higgins, Rod
Basketball. Fresno State, NBA player (former)...currently a GM with the Golden State Warriors.

Hill, Pat
Football. Fresno State Assistant\Head Coach, NFL assistant coach...currently with the Atlanta Falcons.

Howell, Nick
Football. NFL player...currently with the San Francisco 49ers.

Hudler, Rex
Baseball. Bullard High, MLB player (former)

Huff, Orlando
Football. Fresno State, NFL player.

Jamison, Jermaine
Football. NFL player...currently with the Philadelphia Eagles.

Jefferies, Chris
Basketball. Fresno State, NBA player (former), Club Sportivo Ben Hur (Argentine National Team).

Jennings, Adam
Football. Fresno State, NFL player...currently with the Detroit Lions.

Jones, Bobby
Baseball. Fresno High, Fresno State, MLB player (former).

Jones, Charlie
Football. Fresno State, NFL player (former)

Judge, Aaron
Baseball. Fresno State, MLB player...currently with the New York Yankees (1st rd. DP, 2013).

Kendrick, Robert
Tennis.

Kendricks, Mychal
Football. NFL player.

Kiffin, Lane
Football. Fresno State, NFL Coach, NCAA Coach...currently with the University of Souther California.

Klatt, Dan
Water Polo. Summer Olympian (2004)

Koscheck, Josh
MMA. UFC.

Lamonica, Daryle
Football. Clovis High, NFL player (former).

Leonard, Louis
Football. NFL player...currently with the Cleveland Browns.

Lilly, Ted
Baseball. From Oakhurst. Fresno City College, MLB player...currently a free agent...formally with the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Mackin, Robin
Softball. Fresno State. Team Canada, Summer Olympian (2008)

Maddox, Tito
Basketball. Fresno State, NBA player (former).

Mankins, Logan
Football. From Catheys Valley. Fresno State, NFL player...currently with the New England Patriots (1st rd DP, 2005).

Manning, Ricky Jr.
Football. Edison High, NFL player (former).

Marsh, Dante
Football. CFL player...currently with the BC Lions.

Marshall, Richard
Football. NFL player...currently with the Miami Dolphins.

Martz, Mike
Football. NCAA Coach (CSUF), NFL Coach, NFL Assistant Coach...currently with the Chicago Bears.

Mathews, Ryan
Football. Fresno State, NFL player...currently with the San Diego Chargers (1st rd DP, 2010).

McCarty, Chad
Soccer. Olympian

McCauley, Marcus
Football. Fresno State, NFL player...currently with the Minnesota Vikings.

McCoy, Anthony
Football. Bullard High, NFL player...currently with the Seattle Seahawks.

McDonald, Tim
Football. Edison High, NFL player (former), EHS Coach, NCAA Coach, NFL Assistant Coach...currently with the New York Jets.

McGehee, Casey
Baseball. MLB player...currently with the Chicago Cubs.

McGuire, Dominic
Basketball. Memorial High, Fresno State, NBA player...currently with the Charlotte Bobcats.

Merlo, Rick
Water Polo. Team USA, Summer Olympian (2008)

Neal, Lorenzo
Football. NFL player (former)

Olson, Garrett
Baseball. MLB player.

Paige, Stephone
Football. Fresno State, NFL player (former).

Palmer, Carson
Football. Attended Elementary School in CUSD, NFL player...currently a free agent.

Pendleton, Terry
Baseball. Fresno State, MLB player (former).

Perry, Rod
Football. NFL player (former).

Pittman, Michael
Football. NFL player (former), UFL player...currently with the Florida Tuskers.

Poole, Keith
Football. Clovis West High, NFL player (former).

Pope, Marquez
Football. Fresno State, NFL player (former).

Quan, Stuart
Martial Artist\Actor.

Richter, Les
Football. Fresno High, NFL player (former).

Rivers, Ron
Football. NFL player (former).

Roberson, Terrance
Basketball. Fresno State, Euroleague.

Robinson, Bryan
Football. NFL player...currently with the Cincinnati Bengals.

Sanders, James
Football. Fresno State, NFL player...currently with the New England Patriots.

Schwinden, Chris
Baseball. Fresno Pacific University, MLB player...currently with the New York Mets.

Seaver, Tom
Baseball. Fresno High, MLB player (former) [Hall of Famer].

Selma, Dick
Baseball.

Smith, Clifton
Football. Edison High, Fresno State, NFL player...currently with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Smith, Greg
Basketball. Edison High, Fresno State, NBA player...currently with the Houston Rockets.

Soderstrom, Steve
Baseball. Fresno State, MLB player (former).

Southern, Jamie
Softball. Clovis High, Fresno State, Team USA.

Spach, Stephen
Football. Fresno State, NFL player...currently with the Arizona Cardinals.

Stephens, Sloane
Tennis. Honed her skills at a local Racquet Club.

Stewart, Michael
Football. NFL player (former).

Stoutmire, Omar
Football. Fresno State, NFL player (former).

Susdorf, Stephen
Baseball. Fresno State, MLB player...currently with the Philadelphia Phillies.

Sutherland, Kevin
Golf. PGA Tour.

Sweeney, Jim
Football. NCAA Coach (Montana State, Fresno State). The playing field at Bulldog Stadium was named in his honor.

Sweeney, Kevin
Football. Fresno State, NFL player (former), USFL player (former).

Tarkanian, Jerry
Basketball. Fresno State, NCAA Coach (Long Beach State, UNLV, Fresno State), NBA Coach (former) [NCAA Hall of Famer, 2013]

Tedford, Jeff
Football. Fresno State, NCAA Coach (Fresno State, Cal, Oregon)

Vogt, Stephen
Baseball. Buchanan High, MLB player...currently with the Oakland Athletics.

Volek, Billy
Football. Clovis High, Fresno City College, NFL player...currently with the San Diego Chargers.

Wapnick, Steve
Baseball. MLB player (former).

Ward, Derrick
Football. Fresno State, NFL player...currently with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Warmerdam, Cornelius
Athletics (Track & Field). Fresno State Pole Vaulter...former world record holder.

Washington, Anthony
Football. NFL player (former).

Washington, Tim
Football. NFL player (former).

Watney, Nick
Golf. Fresno State. PGA Tour.

Weaver, Jeff
Baseball. Fresno State, MLB player...currently a free agent.

West, Chastin
Football. Fresno State, NFL player...currently with the Green Bay Packers.

Williams, James
Football. NFL player (former).

Williams, Jimy
Baseball. MLB Manager (former)

Williams, Paul
Football. NFL player...currently with the Tennessee Titans.

Williams, Randy
Athletics (Track & Field). Summer Olympic Long Jumper (1972 Gold Medal, 1976 Silver Medal).

Williams, Sam
Football. NFL player...currently with the Oakland Raiders.

Wilson, Justin
Baseball. Clovis West, Fresno State, MLB player...currently with the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Winans, Tydus
Football. Fresno State, NFL player (former).

Woods, Elbert “Icky”
Football. Edison High, NFL player (former). Inventor\dancer of the “Icky Shuffle.”

Worrell, Cameron
Football. Fresno State, NFL player (former).

Wright, Dwayne
Football. NFL player...currently a free agent.

Wright, Margie
Softball. Fresno State Head Coach for over 25 years. Team USA, Summer Olympics (1996-Gold Medal), Hall of Famer.

Wright, Rodney Jr.
Football. Fresno State, AFL player (former), NFL player...currently on the San Francisco 49ers (practice squad).

THE ARTS:
Planet Asia
Underground hip-hop artist.

Bagdasarian, Ross
Singer\Cartoonist. Creator of “The Chipmunks."

Beltran, Robert
Actor. Fresno State. Portrayed Commander Chakotay on Star Trek: Voyager.

Catalano, Ron
Musician.

Colfer, Chris
Actor\Singer\Writer\Producer. Best known for acting in “Glee.”

Connors, Mike
Actor. Born Krekor Ohanian. Best known for acting in “Mannix.”

Everson, William
Poet.

Federline, Kevin
Dancer. Second husband of Britney Spears, and father to two children with her.

Glover, Jason
Dancer. Made it to the Top 8 of the fifth season of “So You Think You Can Dance?"

Gorham, Christopher
Actor. Best known for acting in Jake 2.0, Ugly Betty, and Covert Affairs.

Hanson, Victor Davis
Historian\Essayist\Columnist\TV Personality\Author.

Jones, Dot Marie
Actress. Best known for acting in “Glee."

Kahl, Kasey
Advertising executive\Reality TV Personality. Has appeared on “The Bachelorette” and “Bachelor Pad.”

Kerns, Joanna
Actress. McLane High. Best known for playing Maggie Seaver on “Growing Pains."

McDonald, Audra
Actress\Singer. Roosevelt High School of the Arts.

Odagiri, Joe
Actor (Japan). Fresno State. Kamen Rider Black

Ruell, Aaron
Actor\Director. Best known for playing “Kip" in “Napolean Dynamite."

Sarkisian, Cherlyn “Cher"
Singer\Actress. Fresno High (Registered, never attended?)

Saroyan, William
Author\Playwright. Namesakes are Saroyan Theater, and Saroyan Elementary School.

Serrano, Juan
Musician. Master of flamenco-style guitar.

Soto, Gary
Poet\Writer.

Tatarian, Roger I.
Journalist. Editor-In-Chief of United Press International (former)

Wingert, Mick
Voice Actor. Best known for work in “Kung Fu Panda 2: Legends Of Awesomness.”

Zevon, Warren
Singer\Songwriter.

POLITICS\MILITARY\MINISTRY:
Bustamante, Cruz
California Lieutenant Governor (former).

Costa, Jim
California State Assembly (former), United States Representative.

Craig, Sid
CEO\Founder\Chairman of Jenny Craig, Inc.

Guinn, Kenny
Nevada State Governor.

Hovannisian, Raffi
Foreign Minister of Armenia

Iacobellis, Sam
CEO Rockwell International (former), Led development of B-1 Bomber.

Jones, Bill
California Secretary of State (former)

Mahony, Roger
Roman Catholic Cardinal\Archbishop of Los Angeles.

Morgan, Barbara
NASA Astronaut\Teacher In Space.

O’Neill, Paul
United States Secretary of Treasury (former), CEO of Alcoa Corporation.

Ozanian, Andranik
Armenian general...national hero.

Poochigian, Charles
California State Senator (former)

OTHER:
Beamer, Todd
Victim of September 11, 2001 attacks, passenger on United Flight 93. Namesake of Todd Beamer Park in North Fresno.

Conte, Victor
Founder of BALCO Laboratories, suspected in MLB steroid scandal of 1998.

Forestiere, Baldasare
Sicilian who immigrated to Fresno, built his Underground Gardens on Shaw Avenue near Highway 99 by digging tunnels solely with hand tools nearly a century ago. The site is currently a state historical landmark.

Frey, Amber
Massage therapist, and former girlfriend of Scott Peterson, who murdered his wife.

Hickey, Dr. Eric W.
Noted criminologist and author.

Husband, Rick
NASA Astronaut and mission Commander of Space Shuttle Columbia STS-107, which was destroyed in February 2003.

Petersen, Lorraine Collett
The original model for the Sun-Maid Raisin girl.

Wesson, Marcus
Mass Murderer. Committed filicide among family members before murdering several of them. Serving life in California’s prison system, on “Death Row.”

Monday, July 29, 2013

The Heat Wave Of Craziness...Fresno‘s Usual Summer Habits

JUNE 23, 2013
- At about 12:15am, a Fresno Police helicopter was flying over the area of Friant & Freeway 41 when a motorist shined a laser light up to the aircraft. The helicopter followed the vehicle to Friant & Shepard where the driver and passenger were arrested on Federal Felony charges.

JUNE 26, 2013
- From the “Something You Don’t See Everyday" file, at about 9:50pm, I was near the intersection of First & Nees, and saw someone riding a unicycle.

JUNE 28, 2013
- At about 2:43am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Blackstone & Terrace for a report of 6-7 males armed with guns on each corner. An update to this call was for a report of someone banging on the doors of the Save Mart at Blackstone & Clinton, begging for help.

JUNE 30, 2013
- At about 4:38pm, a Fresno Police FAX Unit was dispatched to Shaw & Marks for a report of a male rider who tried to pay his fare with leaves in place of a transfer slip.

JULY 4, 2013
- At about 1:17am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the 7-11 at Shaw & Maple for a report of a drunk male trapped inside the store.

- Tweeted by @KMPHFOX26: Temperance/Olive fire in Fresno. Fireworks? No. Lady put a blast in a hole to kill a gopher!

- Between 8pm and 10pm, Fresno Fire Department responded to 13 brush fires...ALL started by fireworks. Also, officials wrote 11 citations, totally $11, 000 since each citation is $1, 000.

JULY 5, 2013
- At about 3:35am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Fruit & Ashlan for a report of a subject driving on the railroad tracks. The moron was almost hit by an oncoming freight train.

JULY 10, 2013
- Tweeted from FFD: At about 5:45pm, a Port-A-Potty fire near Friant and Copper.

JULY 12, 2013
- At about 12:39am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Denny’s at Blackstone & Herndon for a report of a male wearing a skeleton mask, and scaring customers...refusing to leave the property.

JULY 13, 2013
- At about 2:23am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Blackstone & Yale for a “Check The Welfare” of a female throwing garbage cans around.

JULY 16, 2013
- Tweeted from The Fresno Bee: Three-year old child, found walking alone with dog at 4 a.m. in northwest Fresno.

JULY 17, 2013
- At about 2:40am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Economy Inn near Blackstone & Ashlan for a report of a vandalism in progress...two drunk or high individuals (a male and a female) throwing rocks at the windows of the business, breaking some.

JULY 19, 2013
- At about 2:45am, Fresno Police was called by Burlington Northern Santa-Fe railroad for a report of someone near Shaw & Holt who picked up a shopping cart, and threw it at a passing train.

JULY 21, 2013
- At about 3:05pm, Fresno Police were called out to the area of Maple & Florence for a report of a female bashing out vehicle windows with a baseball bat.

JULY 24, 2013
- At about 1:48am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Blackstone & Clinton for a report of a occupant of one vehicle throwing bleach-filled balloons at passing motorists and buildings.

JULY 26, 2013
- At about 5:03pm, a FAX (Fresno Area Express) bus was at the “B Shelter” at Courthouse Park. A female driver reported to her dispatcher about an encounter with an unhappy male passenger about an apparent dispute about a transfer. The passenger then proceeded to pour a cup of water over the driver, and her seat...which were both soaking wet.

JULY 27, 2013
- At about 2:02am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Shaw & Freeway 168 for a “check the welfare” of a male walking in the middle of the street blind-folded.

JULY 28, 2013
- At about 1:43am, Fresno Fire and Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Shaw & Marks for a report of a shopping cart on fire.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

“The June Swoon...Fresno Style!”

JUNE 1, 2013
- At about 10:14pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to Blackstone & Nees for a report of a man rolling around on the ground in the northbound lanes of Blackstone.

JUNE 3, 2013
- At about 5:26pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to Peach & Ashlan on the Fresno\Clovis border for a report of a motorist, who was stopped at a stoplight. Another motorist pulled up alongside the victim’s car, and snapped a picture of the victim motorist and their passenger, then departed after a taunting wave.

JUNE 6, 2013
- At about 12:08am, Fresno Police were alerted to a report of a motorist in a truck in the area of Kings Canyon near Chestnut, shining a laser beam into other vehicles...an obvious safety hazard.

JUNE 10, 2013
- At about 4:52pm, Fresno Police and CHP’s H-40 were dispatched to the area of Freeway 41 near Shaw for a report of a male in the center divide, possibly drunk or high performing martial arts moves, and walking in & out of traffic.

JUNE 12, 2013
- At about 12:10am, Fresno Police were alerted to a report of 9-year old girl with an older man near restrooms at Woodward Park. The Reporting Person requested a “Welfare Check” due to the suspicious nature of the call.

JUNE 21, 2013
- At about 5:12pm, Fresno Police (including one of their FAX Transit Units) were dispatched to the area of Millbrook & Ashlan for a report of a male touching a female (or several females) at the bus stop.

JUNE 22, 2013
- At about 12:10am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the 1700 block of East Barstow for a report of two men approaching a screaming woman. One of the men is armed with a taser.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

End Of The Month May-hem!

MAY 17, 2013
- At about 6:56pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of First & Herndon where a motorist noticed a Chevy Suburban traveling north on First, was being driven by a juvenile approximately 7-9 years old, and also had a 7-9 year old passenger.

MAY 19, 2013
- At about 2:00pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to Parkway & Ashlan for a report of a female walking in the area naked from the waist down, and wearing a hard-hat.

MAY 24, 2013
- At about 10:25am, Fresno Police were called to a home at Princeton & Brunswick (in the area of Clinton & Brawley) for a male armed with a machete. The male refused to put the weapon down, and the officers on scene requested Code-3 backup.

- At about 5:30pm, first responders (law enforcement, fire, medics) were dispatched to Peach & Jensen for a major motor vehicle accident involving three vehicles...including an apparatus (Water Tender 65) from the Mountain Valley Fire Department, which had t-boned another car before flipping onto it’s roof. One patient was reportedly pinned in their vehicle (presumably the t-boned car). There was a large amount of debris from the accident, including equipment from the fire apparatus. The Water Tender was responding to a call at Code-3 (with lights and sirens on), and the t-boned car was moving into the intersection, ignoring the sirens, and was hit by the Water Tender, which then hit another car nearby. Three individuals (including a fireman) sustained minor injuries.

- At about 7:12 pm, Fresno Police was dispatched to First & Shields for a report of a vehicle “doing donuts” behind the Target.

- At about 7:14pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to Angus & Garland for a report of a woman who kept falling down and getting up, as well as arguing\fighting with herself. It is possible that she was high on drugs.

MAY 25, 2013
- At about 1:10pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the 900 Block of East Hedges Avenue near Maroa & Olive in the Tower District for a report of a Caucasian male bleeding from the neck, and dancing around in the middle of the street.

- At about 1:16pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Terrace Avenue Block Sale at Terrace & Wishon for a disturbance. Multiple reports of a person (or persons) armed with a baseball bat made police respond code-3 (lights & sirens).

MAY 30, 2013
- At about 2:44pm, a Route #30 Fax Bus was pulling out of the Manchester Transit Center, and a man grabbed a hold of a mirror to swing\ride on it as the bus was moving. The man did let go, and the bus continued on. The mirror was just “turned,” and not damaged. Apparently, the man is well known to the FAX supervisors and transit police for causing problems. After being questioned, the man, a Caucasian claimed that the African-American driver was prejudice against him, and the man was just trying to get the driver’s attention.

MAY 31, 2013
- At about 1:37pm, Fresno Police were called by a citizen reporting that a Parking Control golf cart was stolen at Tulare & Van Ness, and was last seen heading to Courthouse Park with three Hispanic males riding in it.

Monday, May 13, 2013

“Mayday! Mayday!”

‘Not even Summer yet, and things are already heating up!’

April 22, 2013
- At about 8:40pm, Fresno Police were called out to the parking lot of the 99 Cents Only at First & Bullard for a report of a male laying down on top of a U-Haul.

April 24, 2013
- SECOND-HAND REPORT: On Dakota between Fresno & Blackstone, there was a man dancing in the middle of the street.

April 25, 2013
- At about 12:02am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Maple & Dakota for a report of an African-American female jumping into traffic. At about 12:47am, the female made her way to a home nearby, and started knocking very hard. The homeowners have no clue of who she is, and called the police.

- At about 12:48am, Fresno Police were called to the Sprint Store at Blackstone & Shaw for a report of a male on the roof with a saw trying to cut his way through.

APRIL 26, 2013
- At about 5:45pm, Fresno Fire HazMat was dispatched to the area of Clinton & Marks for three patients in a vehicle sprayed with an unknown substance (later determined to be pepper spray\mace) by someone in another vehicle.

APRIL 28, 2013
- At about 5:00am, Fresno Police were called to an apartment complex near first & Clinton for a report of a naked female exiting an apartment, possibly drunk or high.

> I would like to congratulate Captain Oney Durney of the Fresno Fire Department’s Station #13 (Nees & Bond). The 40+ year veteran of the department, who is set to retire this year has received a Firefighter Of The Year award from the Fresno Rotary. Captain Durney started with the FFD in the early 70‘s, and was a part of Fresno’s first Paramedic Program graduating class a few years later. Congrats, Oney!

APRIL 29, 2013
- At about 1:45am, Clovis Police was dispatched to the area of Peach & Shaw for a report of a African-American male in the intersection wearing nothing but his underwear.

APRIL 30, 2013
- At about 9:15 pm, Fresno Police were called out to an unknown location (sorry, I did not catch the location) for a report of an infant who had ingested Meth. The infant was rushed to Community Regional Medical Center by American Ambulance. The parent(s) are presumably being questioned by police, and IF the infant survives, could be put into protective care by Child Protective Services.

- At about 10:15pm, Fresno Fire and Fresno Police were dispatched out to a mailbox on fire on Gettysburg & Glenn. The mailbox was destroyed due to a pipe bomb.

MAY 2, 2013
- (FROM FRESNO POLICE FACEBOOK PAGE) At about 5:24 am, Fresno Police started receiving multiple calls for service from the 3900 block of North Manor (near West & Dakota). As the officers started to arrive, they located broken property and debris at several residences throughout the neighborhood. Officers located and attempted to contact an individual at 3954 N. Manor but he ran into the backyard and started yelling and breaking furniture as he screamed and yelled about the devil in his head. Officers did not initially attempt to contact the deranged male because of his bizarre behavior. As they were attempting to ascertain what was actually going on, they located another male in the front yard who was bleeding profusely due to the fact that he was missing a finger. It was at this point that the officers realized that there had been a disturbance at the location and at some point during the altercation, the suspect who was later identified as Scotty Blair of Fresno, had attacked the homeowner for no apparent reason. The officers moved the victim to a safe location and rendered basic first aid to his hand until EMS arrived. Next, they attempted to call Blair out of the yard but he was in no condition to communicate. Blair continued to yell and scream as he clawed at the wooden fence. When the officers approached Blair in the backyard, he surrendered peacefully to a Fresno Police K-9. The officers went into the residence to ensure no one else was injured; upon doing so they were able to locate the victim’s finger in a bedroom. They immediately retrieved it and turned it over to EMS personnel so they could transport the victim to the hospital. When the officers started to investigate the incident, they discovered the following: the suspect appeared to have ingested a near lethal dose of narcotics and subsequently became extremely violent as he went around the neighborhood kicking doors and breaking miscellaneous items. When he reached the address of 3954 N. Manor, he dove through the front window and attacked the home owner just as he was coming out of his bedroom. As the struggle began, the victim was able to get to his phone and call 911. The suspect then attacked the homeowner again and proceeded to bite off his finger as they fought throughout the house. Scotty Blair was arrested on scene and transported to CRMC for treatment of his injuries; he was arrested for residential burglary, mayhem, assault with a deadly weapon, and being under the influence of a controlled substance. At the time of this report, the victim is in stable condition at CRMC.

MAY 6, 2013
- At about 6:40pm, Fresno Fire responded to a two-alarm apartment fire at Diana & McKenzie. Upon arrival, it was discovered to be an arson, possibly related to a stabbing call that Fresno Police had previously responded to the night before. Police do have a suspect in custody, who came back to cover up evidence, and the Fire Department has several witnesses to the crime. The on-scene Battalion Chief for the FFD does not want fire crews to do a extensive “overhaul,” since the building is considered a crime scene. Ten people, including six children are now homeless.

May 7, 2013
- At about 12: 30am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Applebee’s at Cedar & Herndon for a report of a drunk male, who just left the restaurant, and was seen urinating in the street.

Saturday, April 20, 2013

“The April Fools Of Fresno!”

“Idiots Breeding Like Rabbits!”

MARCH 27, 2013
- At about 2:43pm, Fresno Police were dispatched for a second time today to the Starbuck’s at Shaw & Freeway 41 for a report of a male sitting at their outdoor seating area with a baseball bat and a bottle of Seagram’s (alcohol).

MARCH 29, 2013
- At about 5:19pm, Fresno Police were called to an unknown location within the city for a complaint by a female homeowner who called to say that a woman approached her home, and asked if she could set up a “yard sale” on the homeowner’s lawn. The homeowner told the woman “No,” but the woman proceeded to set up the “yard sale” on the homeowner’s lawn anyway.

MARCH 30, 2013
- At about 1:51pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Blackstone & Ashlan for a report of a 5150 (under the influence) male subject walking in and out of traffic, and even blocking traffic, along with hitting vehicles.

APRIL 1, 2013
- At about 2:47pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Shaw & Brawley for a report of a Caucasian male performing martial arts moves in the middle of the street.

- At about 6:38pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Alberto's restaurant at Cedar & Dakota for a report of an African-American male using the sink in the bathroom to bathe (aka using the sink as a shower\bathtub).

- At about 11:56pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the McDonald’s at Shaw & Feland for a report of a indecent exposure of a Hispanic male and a Hispanic female in a vehicle in the parking lot, possibly having intercourse.

APRIL 3, 2013
- This morning, the Fresno Fire Department’s USAR team was called to a canal in the Tower District for a report of a body in the canal. Thankfully, the “body” turned out to be a couch\sofa.

- At about 6:20pm, Fresno Police received a call from Northwest Fresno from a parent who was complaining that some Caucasian male was trying to get her son to drink from the male’s water bottle.

APRIL 7, 2013
- At about 6:30pm, the Fresno State Police were checking their cameras, and discovered several young boys who had climbed over a fence into Bulldog Stadium, and were goofing off in the “Red Seats” (Student Section). One of the boys even mooned at a camera. Officers were dispatched.

- At about 6:40pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to Mama’s Burgers at Clinton & West for a Caucasian male exposing himself in the parking lot.

APRIL 8, 2013
- At about 1:40pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Carl’s Jr. at Blackstone & Griffith for a report of a male swinging a stick at people.

APRIL 14, 2013
- At about 4:05am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Cedar & Alluvial for a report of a subject in the middle of the street cleaning up debris, possibly secondary to an accident.

Sunday, March 24, 2013

"Blarney!"

“Kissing the stone of craziness...”

FEBRUARY 28, 2013
- At about 3:25pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to Cedar & Ashlan for a report of a homeless male throwing metal at passing motorists.

- At about 7:10pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to Fourth & Shaw for a report of a disturbance in the middle of the street, with one subject posibly armed with a cro-bar.

MARCH 7, 2013
- At about 9:25pm, Clovis Police were dispatched to an unknown location for a report of an unwanted family member trying to enter a residence through a doggie-door.

- At about 11:38pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Winery & Butler for a report of a female in the street, undressing.

MARCH 15, 2013
- Shaw Avenue Gas Leak incident...At about 3:00am, a private contractor for AT&T (“Atazz”), digging a telecommunications line near Shaw & Fourth (without a proper permit, which expired in February, according to Underground Service Alert) struck a steel gas line. Shaw Avenue from First to Sixth will be closed for at least a full day, and diverted traffic onto Cedar is causing major traffic delays around Fresno State (between Barstow & Bulldog). Gas and electrical service has been cut to the area, affecting more than 300 homes and businesses, including a portion of Fashion Fair mall, and evacuations to 30+. Traffic signals in the area are flashing reds, and must be treated as four-way stops. FAX bus Routes 9 and 18 along Shaw, and Route 38 along Cedar are affected, and detours for the Shaw routes are in effect. A FAX Supervisor reported a 13-minute commute on northbound Cedar from Bulldog to Barstow. A gas station mini-mart had to throw away thousands of dollars of perishable food. Workers from several area business were also affected, including several hundred workers from Aetna Healthcare. The unauthorized worker (and\or his employer) may be held financially responsible for restitution to the city, to PG&E, and to the area businesses, according to PG&E spokesman Denny Boyles. The cost to the city (for the Fire Department services) is already more than $30, 000, while the cost to PG&E is over $300, 000.

- At about 10:52am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Kings Canyon & Chance (near the Fairgrounds) for a report of a 5150 (under the influence or insane) male running into traffic.

MARCH 18, 2013
- At about 7:05pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Shields & Brawley for a report of a male armed with a gun...and an axe.

- At about 7:30pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to Herndon & Golden State for a report of a female subject with a baseball bat, acting like she wanted to hit something or someone.

MARCH 20, 2013
- At about 2:24pm, Fresno Police were dispatched the the Walgreen’s at Blackstone & Clinton for a report of a woman who came into the store, and immediately threw merchandise to employees before walking out.

- At about 9:20pm, a radio transmission from an American Ambulance unit to Community Regional Medical Center relaying the vitals of a female patient in their rig with injuries to her leg after breaking out a window by kicking it.

MARCH 22, 2013
- At about 10:30pm, Fresno Police receive a call from someone stating that the traffic signal lights at McKinley & Blackstone blink red every time a train goes by on the railroad tracks nearby, and it has been this way all week. There is a simple solution...that intersection, as well as at Palm & Dakota, and others do that...and have for many, many years. The blinking red lights at these railroad crossings near major intersections IS NORMAL!

- At about 10:40pm, a radio transmission from an American Ambulance unit to Community Regional Medical Center relaying the vitals of a female seventeen year old patient in their rig, who was placed on a 5150 hold by Fresno Police. Apparently, she went crazy and ran naked through her neighborhood.

MARCH 23, 2013
- At about 2:10am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Freeway 41 & Ashlan for a report of a male in a dark shirt sitting on the freeway.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

“February...A Love-In For All The Crazies! Will You Be My Valentine?”

> A leftover from February 1, 2013 (forgot to include it into the previous post)..."At about 8:56am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the parking lot of Big 5 Sporting Goods at Blackstone & Barstow for a report of a suspicious male urinating on a car."

> CLARIFICATION (names have been made public on newscasts): On February 1, 2013, at about 2:00pm, a man (Jett McBride) claiming that he was “GOD" rammed an African-American PG&E worker (name with-held) with his car while in a rage. While the worker was being helped by his co-workers and a few bystanders (including a nurse), the man attacked the PG&E worker’s helpers. A homeless man (“Kai”), who hitch-hiked a ride from the suspect tried to help the innocent citizens by attacking the suspect with a hatchet. The PG&E workers then tackled the suspect until authorities could arrive. McBride is from Washington, and was in a mental facility for his “God” claims, and was released a few days prior to the incident, and currently is being held in the Fresno County Jail...Kai, the "Home-Free Hitch-hiker" is now somewhere in.the valley, and is now a YouTube sensation with some television shows (Colbert Report, Jimmy Kimmel Live, etc.) telling the story...and the injured PG&E worker sustained broken bones, and is now recovering at home. He is expected to miss several weeks of work. A trial will be held.

>>> ...Now, onto the new stuff...

FEBRUARY 6, 2013
- At about 8:00am, Fresno Fire was called to an apartment fire near Fresno & Weldon. Apparently, there was a argument over a piece of jewelery, and one party (a homeless man who was staying with the resident) threatened to burn the resident's's apartment down. The act was carried through, and the apartment is a total loss...but the neighboring apartments were also damaged, leaving seventeen residents homeless.

- At about 7: 50pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to Chan’s Chinese Food at Cedar & Shields for a report of a male threatening and scaring customers with a knife at the door of the eatery.

FEBRUARY 8, 2013
- At around 10:00pm, a high-speed chase traversed the Fresno streets Friday night with speeds in excess of 40-80mph. The chase started at Blackstone & McKinley when a MAGEC (Multi-Agency Gang Enforcement Consortium) officer tried to pull over a vehicle. I picked up on the chase on the scanner when it was at Blackstone & Shields. The CHP took over the pursuit as it traveled south on Glenn toward Fresno City College, west on Cambridge, up Maroa to Courtland, back to Glenn, down Clinton to Palm, north on Palm to Alluvial, and eastbound toward River Park. It continued onto El Paso to Angus, then north to Nees. The suspect vehicle then went east on Nees to Chestnut, and traveled south to where it crashed at Chestnut & Bullard, and an occupant leg-bailed into a field where the suspect was then taken into custody. During the chase, I overheard something related to a armed robbery (PC-211) at a gas station at Blackstone & Gettysburg, and the suspects even tried to deliberately crash into police cars..."Assault With A Deadly Weapon (ADW, PC-245 with enhancement)” to a peace officer, and of course evading arrest when the suspect ran. When the suspects crashed, they ran into another vehicle, causing injuries to it’s driver. Reports state that the driver of that vehicle, a 61 year-old driver will be okay, A CHP officer and a suspect were also injured.

FEBRUARY 10, 2013
- (From the FPD Facebook page) At about 6:39am, Fresno Police responded to a call of a stabbing at the West & Ashlan. The suspect asked the victim for a cigarette outside of the McDonalds near the entrance doors. When the victim did not have a cigarette, the suspect became upset and stabbed the victim in his upper body and left arm resulting in a collapsed lung. Based on employees statements it is believed the suspect is a homeless man who lives on the canal banks in the Ashlan/West Area. The suspect in this case is currently outstanding and has not been identified at this time (but a picture was captured on security cameras). The suspect is described as a WMA, 18 to 20 years, 6’1-6’2, thin build, 150 to 160 pounds, and mustache. He was last seen wearing a camo jacket, tan beanie, and blue jeans. The suspect is a frequent customer ant that business location.

FEBRUARY 16, 2013
- At about 3:18am, Fresno Police were dispatched to an address on Holbert Avenue by an EMS crew. Apparently, they were dispatched for a victim of a fall. When they got to the door of the address, they were met with a gun.

FEBRUARY 17, 2013
- At about 1:40am, Fresno Police were in the parking lot of DeVry University and saw a woman walk down the freeway embankment, and promptly fell twelve feet to the ground. The police officer called for the Fire Department, which started a USAR response. The woman was taken to CRMC with injuries.

FEBRUARY 19, 2013
- At about 9:35pm at an unknown location near a Johnny Quik Food Store in the Northwest area of the city, Fresno Police were dispatched to a report of a male, possibly high (on drugs) or drunk, yelling at buildings in the area.

FEBRUARY 24, 2013
- Early this morning, the area of Palm & Dakota was shut down for a train Vs. automobile accident, that happened along the Burlington Northern\Santa Fe tracks between Palm and Fruit. Turns out, the car may have been stolen from it’s owner, who may have been carjacked at the McDonald’s at West & Ashlan. The suspect got rid of the vehicle by parking it on the railroad tracks.

FEBRUARY 26, 2013
- At about 12:10pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Blackstone & Clinton for a report of a male in a blue hoodie trying to open car doors that were stopped at a traffic light.

- At about 12:58pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to an unknown location somewhere on Dakota Avenue, for a report of a female riding on the hood of a moving vehicle.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

“The Great Dead Brain Cell Freeze-Over"

‘Spring can’t come soon enough!’

JANUARY 3, 2013
- At about 3:38pm, Fresno Police were called to the San Joaquin Valley College campus near Fresno & Sierra for a report by a student that a man approached, telling him\her that he found a dead goat and human remains across from the school.

JANUARY 8, 2013
- At about 5:00pm, A FAX bus driver radioed their dispatch to tell of some vandalism to the bus at Kings Canyon & Recreation. Apparently, two male Hispanic juveniles, ages 8-12 on bicycles shot paint-balls at the bus.

JANUARY 10, 2013
- At about 9:21pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of West & Shaw for a report of a vehicle traveling on Shaw, throwing lit fireworks out the window to other motorists.

- At about 9:26pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Hughes & Alamos for a report of a male yelling and beating on garbage dumpsters.

JANUARY 14, 2013
- At about 9:33pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to a location (unknown to me) for a report of a male wearing a poncho, blue jeans, and a cowboy hat who was singing in the middle of the street.

JANUARY 17, 2013
- At about 12:21pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to Abby & Spruce for a “check the welfare” call of a young couple standing on the corner panhandling with a baby who wasn’t dressed right for the cool weather conditions. At that time of day, the temperatures were in the low-to-mid fifties.

JANUARY 19, 2013
- At about 4:20pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to a location (unknown to me) for a report of a homeless male walking down the street without pants on.

- At about 5:30pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Save Mart at Blackstone & Clinton for a report of a male possibly drunk or high, sitting in the entrance lobby area of the store with a stuffed elephant on his head, and being aggressive to customers and employees.

JANUARY 20, 2013
- At about 5:28pm, Fresno Police were advised of a group of individuals in San Francisco 49ers clothing at Shields & Brawley throwing things at passing motorists. The 49ers did play for the NFC Championship on this date, and won a spot in Super Bowl XLVII (47).

- At about 11:48pm, Fresno Police were notified of a traffic hazard at Maple & Teague...a Christmas tree in the middle of the road.

JANUARY 22, 2013
- At about 8:39pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to a “check the welfare” call at Blackstone & Princeton. It was reported (and later confirmed) that there was a male sitting in the middle of traffic in the southbound lanes of Blackstone Avenue.

JANUARY 30, 2013
- At about 6:20pm, a strange, but funny transmission came over the scanner:
DISPATCHER: “I need to break you from nineteen to fill at Fashion Fair.”
OFFICER: (a little over-excited) “No problem, I know where that is!”

JANUARY 31, 2013
- At about 3:12am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Fresno Rescue Mission (310 G. Street) in Downtown for a male who had abused meth the previous hour, is now complaining that he cannot sleep.

FEBRUARY 1, 2013
- At about 2:00pm, a man rammed a PG&E worker with car, assaults 2 others before being stopped - A man is suspected of intentionally ramming his car into a PG&E worker Friday afternoon at Marks and McKinley avenues west of Highway 99, Fresno County Sheriff's Lt. Louis Hernandez said. The 55-year-old driver hit the worker, 36, just after 2 p.m. and then assaulted two people who tried to help the worker, Hernandez said. A passenger in the 55-year-old's car ended the assault when he hit the man on the back of the head at least once with a hatchet. It wasn't clear which side of the hatchet he used to hit the man. Hernandez said deputies arrived after the 55-year-old had been knocked out. That man and the Pacific Gas & Electric worker were both reported in stable condition at Community Regional Medical Center, Hernandez said. The 55-year-old has a large laceration to the back of his head. The passenger wasn't detained, Hernandez said. According to the man’s passenger, a hitch-hiker, the suspect seems to have snapped into a racist rage against the African-American PG&E worker.

FEBRUARY 3, 2013
- At about 2:45am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the McDonald's at Shaw & Fresno for a report of a male who threw a soap dispenser at an employee. That employee received a small cut to the head. Guess the man wasn't loving it.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

“Auld Lang S...Aye-yi-yi!"

‘California’s Central Valley...knowing how to ring in the New Year in style!’

DECEMBER 27, 2012
- At about 10:52am, Clovis Police were dispatched to the Costco Parking lot at Peach & Ashlan for a report of a suspicious male in a red wig and fake sunglasses riding a bicycle and looking into parked cars.

- At about 11:06am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Community Behavioral Health center at Cedar & Spruce for a report of a male who was being discharged\released, and was attacking the staff by throwing metal chairs and a table at them.

- At about 12:03pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Jack In The Box at Blackstone & Herndon for a report of a male customer who for some odd reason jumped behind the counter and threw a coffee cup filled with water at an employee.

DECEMBER 28, 2012
- At about 10:22am, Fresno Police were dispatched to the area of Blackstone & Barstow for a report of a homeless female walking in traffic (on Blackstone), throwing items at passing motorists.

DECEMBER 29, 2012
- At about 3:25pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Food Maxx at Blackstone & Barstow for a report of an Asian male making terroristic comments. Apparently, he wants to bomb the military.

- At around 9:00pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to Blackstone & Nees for a report of a male, drunk or high by the River Park sign yelling profanity at passing motorists.

DECEMBER 30, 2012
- At about 6:10pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Sam’s Club at Blackstone & El Paso for a report of a suspicious male, who for some odd reason was counting the number of emergency exits at the store.

DECEMBER 31, 2011\JANUARY 1, 2012...HAPPY NEW YEAR!
- At about 11:44am, Fresno Police were dispatched to West & Andrews for a report of a barefoot male who ran into traffic to jump onto a car, and tried to get into the car, then got off...running into a apartment complex.

- At about 1:20pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to an unknown address to aid a repo-man who was trying to repossess a vehicle...but the vehicle has two large and aggressive pit-bulls in it.

- At about 7:00pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the Travelodge at Blackstone & Herndon for a report of a drunk or high male with a dog who entered a room. The dog bit the son of the room tenant, and the man was talking nonsense, including something about “the almighty.”

- Earlier today, Clovis Police arrested a man at a liquor store at Bullard & Minnewawa, after his son drove the family vehicle into the store. The son was driving for the father, who was drunk and trying to avoid a DUI...the father was arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor. The storekeeper(s) were left with a large clean-up job.

- At about 9:06pm, Fresno Police were dispatched to the 99 Cents Only Store at First & Bullard for a report of a male who was outside the store, and went inside and was running up and down the aisles shouting obscenities.

JANUARY 2, 2013
- Over the 19-day holiday period, law enforcement in the Central Valley stopped 155 drivers for DUI.

- During the New Year’s celebratory gunfire, a stray bullet hit some Comcast Cable equipment near McKinley & Millbrook, knocking out Comcast service, and some 911 operations to a couple hundred customers. The damage has since been repaired, and service has been restored.

- At about 12:30pm, Fresno Police were called by a Veteran Affairs counselor to the area of Fresno & San Jose for a report of a client acting aggressive due to PTSD, and trying to attack him\her with a baseball bat and a slingshot. Apparently, the client told the counselor that he wanted to kill people. The police did arrive, and the client is getting some much needed help.